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President Obama: 'Spirit of giving' connects all Americans during holidays
Wed Dec 25, 2013
Uh, liberals certainly trolled when GW (arguably, yes--a poor President as well) was in office. The majority of Americans who do not like Obama are not dwelling on his skin color. Clearly (as it's become more apparent over the years), it's about his viewpoints in government, his policies and out-of …
Pennsylvania man charged with harassment for rubbing pregnant woman's stomach: cops
Mon Oct 28, 2013
So will the liberals now cite "unsolicited belly touching" as yet another aspect of "the war on women?" Wake up, America -- don't continue to give-in to the lie of abortion as a "right." Although harrassment intent is required, as in the case of sexual harrassment, the recipient must verbalize that …
Obama: 'This is the moment' to get immigration reform done
Thu Oct 24, 2013
Are you PHUCKING kidding me? You've rushed and now clearly are botching your "shining glory of legislation" of your presidency. And it remains still phucked up and now you are pressing on to force a bickering in Congress on Immigration Reform? You're just like my worthless retiring boss -- won't dea …
Halloween murder mystery: Who killed the man in the hockey costume?
Fri Oct 25, 2013
Article author Tracy Jarrett: A man is not a "fiancee" you idiot. Learn the difference between fiance and fiancee.
U.S. scaling back military aid to Egypt
Wed Oct 9, 2013
Do all of these foreign nations receiving American aid get nice little letters or emails stating because of the government shutdown their aid checks/bankdrafts are immediately suspended? Is there a law that states in no-budget-passed scenarios, that foreign aid is automatically stopped OR is the las …
Court: Mom who spanked daughter with wooden spoon should not have been labeled child abuser
Wed Oct 9, 2013
Luci, you're naive and ignorant. Lose respect after being spanked? Hardly (only if you're a p**sy parent and not actually spank well and sternly)! You cross the line and have to pay the piper (by getting spanked) you learn your lesson fast and completely. The ball-less fathers and domineering mother …
Vatican tells bishops not to reform faster than Pope Francis
Tue Oct 8, 2013
Sadly, TOO LATE, Vatican. American bishops sh*t on the very doctrine and rules of the universal Catholic Church (especially in the 1980s!) and created so much inconsistencies from parish to parish. I can attest to that merely in parishes in the Midwest -- and yet it became blatant that some bishops …
Life on space station imitates art of 'Gravity' movie
Mon Oct 7, 2013
I laughed. Scientists and astronauts can go phuck themselves. Welcome to the world of Hollywood ( or hyped up no-news New York content hours) -- and how the rest of us (whatever our professionals, religious beliefs/mores, et al) have to deal with because of movies, self-centerd talk show hosts, radi …
Daylight saving change causes confusion, headaches in Holy Land
Tue Oct 8, 2013
Randy, who says you have to post anything? First Amendments rights allow you to shut up, too.
Obama tells Americans not to 'give up' on problem-plagued health care program
Sat Oct 5, 2013
Time for everyone to call it what this really is -- the Affordable Health Insurance Act.
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